June 2012
u-nleash asked: check out my blog? :) i adore yours/ have been following foreverrr
a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
May 2012
me all the time: what am i even doing
1 tag
follow me on instagram!
emily_matts
;D
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
Anonymous asked: how many followers do u hav?
me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
